- Put your music player on shuffle.
- Press forward for each question.
- Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense.
1. How are you feeling today? Let it Rain (Julianne)
2. Will you get far in life? Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic (The Police) - WTF?
3. How do your friends see you? Just A Smile Away (APO)
4. Will you get married? Lady Madonna (The Beatles)
5. What is your best friend’s theme song? Crazy For This Girl (Evan & Jason)
6. What is the story of your life? Home (Zero 7)
7. What was high school like? The Space Between (Dave Matthews Band)
8. How can you get ahead in life? Be Like That (3 Doors Down) - This is scarily apt.
9. What is the best thing about your friends? Rockin’ The Suburbs (Ben Folds)
10. What is today going to be like? 99 Red Balloons (Goldfinger) - nuclear war?
11. What is in store for this weekend? Buwan (Itchyworms)
12. What song describes you? Dig (Drip)
13. To describe your grandparents? Self Conclusion (The Spill Canvas) - okaaaaaaaaaaaay…
14. How is your life going? Clumsy (Our Lady Peace) - YES! TRUE THAT!
15. What song will they play at your funeral? How To Save A Life (The Fray) - HUHLOLZ
16. How does the world see you? Sweet (Lamb) - O RLY?
17. Will you have a happy life? Beetlebum (Blur)
18. What do your friends really think of you? Himerus and Eros (The Spill Canvas) - LOL
19. Do people secretly lust after you? Meet Me At My Window (Jack’s Mannequin)
20. How can I make myself happy? Habulan (Sound)
21. What should you do with your life? Ms. Jackson (The Vines) - I should do Ms. Jackson?
22. Will you ever have children? Mixed Tape (Jack’s Mannequin)
I can’t believe that it’s almost December already. Soon enough, I’ll be braving the crowds (and possibly a knife between my ribs) to get gifts for my (alarmingly decreasing number of) friends and family (who apparently read my blog and are one step away from disowning me). The gifts, as always, will consist of these items:
But even though I work very hard to give people the things that they want for Christmans, I rarely get things that I like for Christmas, since Santa Claus is an asshole and never gave me a single thing ever. So yeah, my Christmases past are EPIC FAIL:
Wrong.
To make sure that nobody makes the mistake of giving me a used life-sized David Hasselhoff doll again, I shall proceed in enumerating the things I want for Christmas. Take note, people. Read more
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Ade Magnaye is a Manila-based humor blogger, who writes in the pursuit of what he calls “teh lulz”.
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